I’ve acquired an e mail. It’s from YouPorn, and so they say it’s pressing.
This needs to be fascinating. Let’s see what it has to say.
Properly, the YouPorn brand and nicely-formatted message definitely makes it seem like it has come from the porn video web site.
And, uh-oh, it appears YouPorn’s AI algorithm has detected me in a intercourse video that has been uploaded!
Now, I could be forgetful… however I’m moderately certain that I’ve by no means knowingly appeared in a sexually express film, not to mention uploaded it to YouPorn.
However how intelligent of YouPorn’s AI system to detect that it was me within the video, after which get in contact to warn me.
It makes me marvel what sort of AI know-how they’re utilizing right here. I imply, usually you wouldn’t anticipate even the neatest AI system to have the ability to inform who an individual was by the sort of physique elements which can be more likely to be taking prime place in a video like this.
Oh nicely, if it’s “superior know-how” that explains it. Appears like they’re fairly highly effective…
Ouch! So, if I don’t need the video printed on YouPorn I’ve to allow them to know inside seven days.
So, I assume all I’ve to do is click on on the hyperlink to take a look at the video. Appears cheap.
However, rattling it, there’s an issue.
You see, the hyperlink within the e mail YouPorn has despatched me doesn’t go anyplace. There’s no web site tackle to go along with the https:// !
I’m going to have to search out another technique to cease the video being printed.
Appears like they’ve obtained some fairly cool know-how at YouPorn for coping with this sort of scenario.
Aha! That is extra prefer it. However I’m undecided if a “primary categorical” service that stops re-uploading of my saucy intercourse video to twenty web sites (I heard there are extra porn web sites than that) is sweet sufficient, even when it solely prices $199.
Safety towards the video being re-uploaded to over 300 of YouPorn’s community of accomplice web sites for simply $699 appears like a greater deal. However dangle on, that is only for one 12 months! I don’t need to have to scrub up this mess once more in 12 months time… I would like one of the best safety accessible to keep up my squeaky clear on-line repute.
Now this sounds extra prefer it. All the previously-mentioned safety “plus digital safety by MediaWise® and Safeguard” (something that has a registered trademark image has obtained to be spectacular, proper?) “…based mostly on facial recognition information for 3 years.”
Three years isn’t pretty much as good as perpetual, but it surely’s higher than one 12 months. They usually appear be guaranteeing that “any content material with my biometrics can be blocked”.
All for a mere $1399.
The place do I pay?
Hmmph. I’ve to pay via cryptocurrency? That appears a bit of unorthodox. However hey, perhaps YouPorn is simply making an attempt to guard my privateness. In spite of everything I wouldn’t essentially my accomplice to identify a fee to YouPorn on my bank card invoice.
Let’s take a look at that hyperlink.
Darnit. That hyperlink doesn’t work both! I’m simply going to need to assume that YouPorn has obtained a intercourse video of me, as I can’t double-check for myself.
No, thank YOU.
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